Gladys Fordingbridge is the elderly common host with the team. She is the only real female. Her front room is cluttered with cat hairs and images of distant kinfolk. Her poems consist solely of sub-Pam Ayres cat poems, considered one of which, entitled 'Naughty Paws', managed to rhyme 'Whiskas' https://www.quora.com/profile/Brett-Slater-14